Newletter Quotes& Quips The God Billboards

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This nondenominational campaign started in September sponsored by an anonymous client. [ARKY has added some not in use at the bottom.]

Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God
What Part of Thou Shalt Not...Didn't You Understand? - God We Need To Talk - God
Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer - God Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God
That Love Thy Neighbor Thing, I Meant It. - God I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God
Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God Follow Me. - God
Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding. - God My Way Is The Highway. - God
Need Directions? - God You Think It's Hot Here? - God
Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God
Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test. - God

"Don't make me come down there." -- God.

Do you have any idea where you're going? - God Cloning Is Not Creating! - God
I Have Been There And It's Not Hell! - God Listen Up, Or Slide Down. - God
All I know is ... Everything! - God I didn't start this with a big Bang, but I'm going end it with one. - God

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